doc Manhattan's fatalistic brand of time travel makes my kneecaps vibrate. The world's only superhero sees everything that happens to him before it happens, but he's cool with it because, well, what happens happens. He can turn wine into water just by thinking about it, and he always already knows what you're about to say, but he can't stop you ( Read more... )

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K. Dunst is walking through an airport.


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cartoonist Maria Sputnik, whose comix have a chaotic, desultory, yet emotionally sensible modus operandi to them that I find irresistible, reminded me last night that if I am running for office, I should make it as clear as Wonder Woman's jet that that is what I am doing.

Very well: I am running for office. My self-nomination, which requires 100 ( Read more... )

i ran for president of USA


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33. it is almost certainly impossible to spin male masturbation as cool.

32. His face in repose was somber; it comes from th solitude that was his interior environment, and um I don't know where it comes from. I mean you know it would probably take a kind of psychological profile, a lot of investigation to reveal it. Um it may come from--it ( Read more... )

zummer's not over until we say so, Kevin Shields, and mebbe not even den. Look up anthropogenic climate change. Me, I love summer. You won't find me whingeing about its extended remix. This summer in Utah, Kristin, Rome, Shannon, and I dangled our heads off th edge of a canyon to look @ stars upside down. I successfully did not say anything ( Read more... )

in th fewtch, Mark Leidner's one of my favourite poets, I realized, right after I settled on a definition of poem I could live w/. He had dared me to become more fresh and innovative in my use of language through diligent substitution of fewtch for both future and futuristic. From den on, my whole use of language was full of freshness and ( Read more... )

get used to this diagram of an upcoming roadparty ah'm throwing w/ as many as four other journalists as we are continually revising it due to our constant confusion between Map and Terrain.


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It was a little confusing, a computer screen asking me the future; and I didn't know and still don't know. How am I gonna know our future, I sure as fuck don't. But there were a lot of people standing in line behind me, crossing their arms and shaking their heads, looking ceilingward; and it made my underarms sweat; and, like always, I panicked ( Read more... )